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Christmas Funny Quotes 2019
“Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks.”
“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.”
“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.”
“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”
“I’m extremely sentimental about Christmas, actually. Every Christmas I still take my socks off and stand them in front of the fireplace.”
“I forget the derivation of Boxing Day, but the feeling of wanting to invite your loved ones outside one at a time and punch them in the face, does that come into it somewhere “
“My son, Rob….said the only time he ever wraps a gift is, quote, “if it’s such a poor gift that I don’t want to be there when the person opens it.”
“I hate the radio this time of year because they play ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.”
“There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”
“The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for 20 minutes.”
“There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made out of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.”
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.
Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
“Stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”
Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts
“Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping”
“Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by Cola-Cola, fast food, and beer. Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously. “
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live.”
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
“One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.”